Introducing...The Top MLM Consultant and Your Tour Guide: ZELDA Q. FOXKNOCKER!
So, you want to know about the "not so real", but very funny top mlm consultant, Zelda? Follow along and she'll tell you in her own very scripted words!!! HERE SHE GOES... Zelda... take it away!!! "OK, I'm ready now!!! Thanks for that quick introduction. I'm blushing Dahling, REALLY, It wasn't necessary! Ah hem...first of all, go get yourself a sweet and steamin' cup of coffee and then come and sit down here with Zelda...We'll talk, and I'll tell you what you really wanna know!!! Well, let me tell ya, I’m the queen of the crop, the top of the heap, the kit and caboodle, and in MY opinion, I'm the top mlm consultant out there! That’s great for me to say and all, but let me tell ya how I got where I am today.
I started out the same as most of us Brooklyn gals, I was born in the city— that’s New York City for all you's who ain’t from around here. My dad worked here, used be an engineer. Not that he stopped bein' an engineer, he just stopped bein'-- anything!! Ya know what I mean??? He’s riding that big engine in the sky. Now, it ain’t so bad— don’t cha worry about me...after all, I’m no spring chicken either, you know!
That’s right, this top mlm consultant is gonna be 29 in a few more months this birthday comin' up! That’s just a few more months than last year, you know what I’m talkin’ about! (Now seriously, you guys...a girl never tells her REAL age.)"
Think about it people!!!Well anyhow, back to my story. We had a nice 2-story house, a couple of cars, a
So, that’s how it was growing up in New York. After I graduated, I went to Art School, and you know where that got me… a great big ZERO in the job market. I also met my no good ex-husband Melvin there. So, it wasn’t the easy life for me. Melvin had a big ZERO for a job, too! One day, a lady from the apartment down the hall invited me to a party. Little did I know it was a Tupperware Party!!! Well, what do you know, she started telling me all about the little plastic bowls and the air tight seals, and I was sold. She showed me why this was the best network company around! I could make some REAL money with those Tupperware parties. So that’s just what I did! I was gonna become an mlm success story!!!
And then when I was one of the top mlm consultants, and everyone I knew had a kitchen full of plastic, I found out about this other company that sold all kinds of BE-U-ti-ful things that I could decorate my house with. So that's when I decided this was the best network marketing company ever, and this time, I was really gonna be the top mlm consultant!!! I went all over the place helping people pretty up their livin' rooms! And just about when I had my house right...I learned a really important lesson about consumable products, Dahlings...
"But, that’s another story...we'll get coffee and talk later..."
Well, as I was on my way to becoming the top mlm consultant, I ran out of family, my friends were never home anymore when I called them, and I had no more houses to beautify. It was all too terrible!!! (I almost got a little depressed.) Lucky for me, this lady down the hall invited me to her apartment for a makeover. Now, I always say...never mess with perfection...but I was feeling a little low, so I went, and that was how I found out about this cute little lady from Texas. She said she had the best network marketing company out there, and I thought to myself...instead of be-u-ti-fyin' houses, I could be-u-ti-fy everyone I knew. And, oh yeah, I knew I'd be the top mlm consultant because I just had to have one of those Cadillacs!!! To get right to the point, I finally did get me a caddy, and BOY, was I PRETTY IN PINK! But GEEZ, LOUISE...lately, with this economy, I had to give up my Caddy when it got so darn expensive driving that boat around, selling all that make-up. Thank goodness for me, that's when I did find the best network marketing company in the world!!! I figured out that the way I was gonna make money was to help people save money!!! Holy Smokes!...was I right! I was already the best darn shopper this country has ever seen, well, unless you count my Aunt Rosie, that is!!! Anyway, I guess by now I’ve helped more people save more money than the Sunday Shopper!!! I really am a mlm success story!! There you have it. My life story, in a nutshell. Oh...I could go on and on, but I don’t want to bore ya with the details!!! Besides, we can have some coffee later and talk some more…"
"...have I got some doosies to tell you!"Exit Top MLM Consultant and read Zelda's BLOG!
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